Meeting Dr. Mamu.

Until today, I was the one and only Indian clown doctor, and I had only one other clown friend, that's Miss Rose, who's from France. But now I have another new friend. His name is Dr. Mamu, and he's just become a clown doctor too. We went clowning together at Ramaiah's Teaching Hospital. We had a lovely time. I even got to speak to the love of my life, Shah Rukh Khan, on my special banana cellphone. I was hoping to get married to him on Tuesday, but it turns out he's already married. Fortunately, I was able to call Salman Khan, and reschedule the groom and the wedding for Wednesday (he has gym on Tuesday).

Dr Mamu was feeling a bit left out of all the wedding plans, so he thought maybe he could marry Aishwarya Rai. It was with a heavy heart that I had to inform him he was too late, because Ash and Abi have just got married. However, I was able to provide him with an eminently available alternative: A Ms. Jhanvi Kapoor who was hoping to marry Abi herself. Lucky for Dr Mamu that I keep on top of current affairs.

A birthday party.

Today I got to make some new friends. There was a cake to be delivered, and it was up to me to get the job done. Kumari, the birthday girl, seemed extremely happy to see the cake. When I rang the doorbell, she opened the front door and just stood there, laughing hysterically with joy. I'm not surprised. It was one of those chewy chocolate cakes.